Frequently Asked questions
Q - What’s the scoop about The Greater Zontar Islands?
A - Information concerning The Greater Zontar Islands is restricted to Premium Plan Practitioners.
Q - Is Zoro Zontar?
A - No, but Tarzan spelled sideways is Zontar.
Q - What color is Zontar?
A - Zontar is a mood monster, a complexion chameleon . Its best to be in the know about such things. Now available to The Premium Plan Practitioners is the advanced course: “The Many Moods of Zontar” for a competitive additional fee.
Q - My family shipped off to Venus in the Off World Relocation 2 years ago. I have not heard from them since. What’s up?
A - Venus is a joy forever. We’re sure your family is just having too much fun to call or write.
Q - Zontar did you ever make a map of ZontarLand?
A - Its unmappable. Its endlessly scrolling like a Star Trek holodeck. However The Lesser Zontar Islands are North of Dobbstown and the mysterious borderlands are known as Interzone.
