John, Oh John, how could you embrace the path of safeguarding the human race over our marital bliss? She remembered his words. "I have been chosen for a chore beyond the imagining of mere mortals. This road will be hurtful for you, my love, but it is the way I must follow. The voice of the MASTER has broadcast its intolerant message to the very center of my brain. I must play the fool. The drink and cheap sex in which I must indulge are for a higher cause. I must bring the message to the people. The benevolent brain broadcaster is on its way. The young of this land shall lie down before it. This medium will bring me down the most disreputable of all roads, but the power of my personality shall shine across the nation. Even though I shall be known as cheesy,they will know the word. They who watch will be the ones who inherit this earth." Simpering Shirley sobbed sadly. Was he mad? .
Then the implant did its work. A cold wave of electric reason flowed from the back of her neck down her spine and enveloped the totality of her person. She saw it all now with an incredible certitude. She had been wrong all those years. Now she saw how she was of the ruling class and was worthy of all honor. She saw that the weak were God ordained to serve.
Shirley loved the Republican Party.
Shirley may have gone over to the dark side but YOU still have time to get in on the ground floor of the New Zontar World Order.
