The First Off World Undertaking.  1889
Litho-Chromium poster 27.5" x 43.6" mounted on board
Miscommunication was, mournfully, the doom of the first Off World Undertaking.
Persistent rumors of boiling sulphur mines and other unspeakable abominations plagued the project. The Off World Relocation Agency was quick to issue a press release. This rambling document included such statements as:

“It’s all relative, it’s not what I’d call hot.”

“An important point to know is that at a feeding frenzy ritual all of the guests' feelings are considered”

“It all depends on what your definition of slave is.”

“Your relatives are just having too much fun to call or write.”

Understandably, these matters remained unresolved
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