The complexities and far reaching ramifications of this utterly bewildering yet eternally fascinating manifestation of the Master's tutorial munificence necessitates that we in studying this magnificent mosaic of truth and symmetrical universality at first disregard, for the time being, the entire cloth, as it were, so that we may better study at first the threads of golden vibrancy that make this a luminescent pearl forever transcendent among all other television offerings.
In this, the Master's most perfect and revealing text of His
will, there lies revealed and resplendent among the beguiling
cultural chaff of Latter Day America, a shining ever glorious
beacon of elemental beauty so brilliant in effect, so soul
cleansing, that one falters in humility, and yes, awe, before
attempting to communicate these kernels of glistening wisdom
to those, such as yourself, who would bask in these never
wavering rays of peace and enlightenment. Nonetheless, we
now begin our examination with a brief description of the
opening credit sequence.
Experts, the staff here in the vaulted ZONTARCHIVES
concurring, have described this introductory interlude as "the
most soothing, yet instructive of its type. The viewer is confronted (within the contours of the square TV set itself--yet another barrier to conquer) with a symmetrical plane, or grid, in which are confined the heads of the principal players, the primal "bunch," if you will; in effect a minor thematic study of this pantheon of demigods.
